1 . Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2 . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3 . Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4 . ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5 . When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
6 . Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7 . Believe in love at first! sight.
8 . Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9 . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10 .. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12 . Talk slowly but think quickly.
13 . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,smile and ask,"Why do you want to know?"
14 . Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15 . Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16 . When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17 . Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect forothers; and Responsibility for all your actions.
18 . Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19 . When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20 . Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21 . Spend some time alone.!
Friday, May 9, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
JOKES
1)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha uska Naam kya tha.
Ans.Adidas
2)thoda maths 3+3=8 how,
Ans.simple galti se
3)Two hair's on a bald mans head cannot get married why?
Ans.under indian law "baal vivaah" is illegal.
4)One day a man sitting in the jungle under the tree, and sparrow sits on his shoulder and the man dies?
Ans.sparrow was the name of the elephant
5)10 ants are walking on the road 9 are red 1 is white why ?
Ans.because one ant is a widow
6)What are the three versions of java software?
Ans.Mar java, Mitjava, Karjava
7)Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and tortoise gets 84%, tortoise is selected and hare is not why?
Ans. sports quota
8)one a cardriver enters NO ENTRY the policeman does not catch him why?
Ans. The driver was walking
9)What would you call a girl who never laughs?
Ans. Hasi na
10)What would you call a girl what always pushes his father?
Ans.Push-pa
11)Once a cockroach was singing the song Tera Tera Tera suroor but all of a sudden he dies why?
Ans. The song he was singing is a hit!!!
12)Shahrukh Khan ka plural is ICICI bank why?
Ans.Shahrukh says main hoon naa ICICI bank says hum hain naa.
Ans.Adidas
2)thoda maths 3+3=8 how,
Ans.simple galti se
3)Two hair's on a bald mans head cannot get married why?
Ans.under indian law "baal vivaah" is illegal.
4)One day a man sitting in the jungle under the tree, and sparrow sits on his shoulder and the man dies?
Ans.sparrow was the name of the elephant
5)10 ants are walking on the road 9 are red 1 is white why ?
Ans.because one ant is a widow
6)What are the three versions of java software?
Ans.Mar java, Mitjava, Karjava
7)Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and tortoise gets 84%, tortoise is selected and hare is not why?
Ans. sports quota
8)one a cardriver enters NO ENTRY the policeman does not catch him why?
Ans. The driver was walking
9)What would you call a girl who never laughs?
Ans. Hasi na
10)What would you call a girl what always pushes his father?
Ans.Push-pa
11)Once a cockroach was singing the song Tera Tera Tera suroor but all of a sudden he dies why?
Ans. The song he was singing is a hit!!!
12)Shahrukh Khan ka plural is ICICI bank why?
Ans.Shahrukh says main hoon naa ICICI bank says hum hain naa.
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